Monday, 13 December 2010

The great Australian dream

Most Australians you meet travelling are horribly loud, trashy people. Aussies living in London are notoriously obnoxious, to the point where I shudder to admit that I'm "yet another Australian living in old London town".

Anyone not offended by a drunk Australian is probably from New Zealand or South Africa. (D)runk (A)ustralian (I)n (L)ondon, as these are some seriously offensive specimens, partial to tasteless Australiana accessorising, nudie runs, toilet humour, and beer/ vomit/ urine chugging competitions.

Here are some prime examples of DAILs.

Every respectable Australian residing in London lives in the wake of the shame caused by DAILs, and it is a stereotype we try our best not to succumb to... but every now and then you find yourself being just another drunk Australian in London.